"Fame is the scentless sunflower with gaudy crown of gold,
But friendship is the breathing of rose, with sweets in every fold"
Ok today i feel like blogging. I've uploaded the pictures of the seminar and TP open house, not that much pictures though. Oh ya, i've came out with a skit which i'll write them down later. After my outing with my friends to temasek poly at tampines the other day, the class chalet memories suddenly came back. You know, the tampines group and their jokes.
And here presenting........
(drumroll)
THE 4E3 ROCAS*
*nix's word
4e3 class chalet is somewhere before 1st December 2004, before the singapore idol final showdown. Faz and Seha were busy with their boys that night, so they are not with the tampines group.
Bel:
Now that your roses are bloom....
[sylvester's "song"]Rina, Ris, Iz:
This is the moment, moment of moment...
[taufik's "song"]While at the other side of the room....
Thig:ERGHHhh...ergh..
Fiq: WOOOoooHOooo..! Let it out man.
Sharpen your saw, sharpen your saw...
[the highly effective youth's last habit]Bel: Yeah, sharpen it until it becomes very
pronounced..
[core geog River Studies]Girls: HORHHHH?
.......
....tell me what YOU are thinking now.
...........
inside the toilet...
Thig face was all wrinkled and scarlet due to the great force. Soon he grabbed a shampoo bottle lying on the floor and threw it hard to the wall across.
Deb: Thig, you okey not, inside there?
Thig: THIS SHIT JUST WONT COME OUT FROM MY COCK!!
Bel: You mean, your
asshole..
-burst into laughter~~
Thig: Ahhhh!! Whateverlah!
Iz: I think he need some
dietry fibre source to soften his shit and make it
more bulky...
[f&n dietary fibre]Rina: Yeah babeh! FnN siol! Ris, anything to add??
-burst into laughter~~
Iz: Okok, serious. You want
soluble or insoluble want?
[f&n dietary fibre topic]Thig: I want..WHAT??
Ris: Do you prefer to eat fruits or oatmeal instead?
Thig: HAHH??
-burst into laughter~~
At the same time, Jun and Mond came into the room, with serious faces.
Mond:
Shi wo de! Shi wo de!! (while chuckling)
Nix: There goes mond with
one of his seven habits!
-burst into laughter~~
Fiq: OI!! Who fart arh??
Deb: Eh? Thig?? You out already arh? Flush already or not? (with her shocked face, she did not realise that thig is sitting next to her already)
Bel: Yahlor!!
Pungent smell..
[chemistry's topic]Nix:
AMMONIA!! [chemistry's topic]Rina and Iz: SMELLY SIOL!!!
Everyone automatically grabbed a pillow and bury their face in it. Soon, Ris grabbed a bottle of perfume spray nearby and rushed into the toilet and spray them uncontrollably. He was
loosing his breath.
Ris: Ok people, im done with it. Smell nicer already!
Rina: Wah, you can be a good toilet cleaner siol, Ris!!
-burst into laughter~~
Nix: Haaaah...who's perfume is this, so nice!!!
Bel: Woi!!! Mine lah, Ris!!!!! (as he make a quick jump and automaticaly stopped
screwing his hair)
AHAHAHAHAHAHA...good not??
~tadaaaaah~
This story contain all our 4e3 jokes although there are more lies than truth in the first half of the story. The exaggerations were made purposely for MY entertainment. Special thanks to my classmates with their interesting characters both in class and in Changi Chalet '04.
